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28 February 2006

Paris, France



I arrived in Paris a few days before Pi Chi. I did this so that I could familiarize myself with the city and be able to show her around once she arrived. I also had far more vacation time than she did and did not want to waste it at home. Up to this point all of our travel together had been in Asia. This was the first time that I would know the local language more than she does.

In Vienna I was surprised by how much German I knew. I could get basic information from shopkeepers, order food, and even count without taking off my shoes. The street signs might as well have been in English. In Vienna I was the master of all I surveyed and everyone bowed before my mighty abilities.

In Paris I was surprised by how little French I knew. I could read menus and signs, but as soon as people spoke they might as well have all been Arabic. “Slow down, por favor, surrender monkey”, became my catchphrase. When I speak English too quickly for Pi Chi to understand me it is funny, but when the French speak too quickly for me to understand it is just annoying. The French, especially Parisians, have a reputation among Americans for being rude. Other than one cheese eater at a Planet Hollywood (of all places), they were not rude, but they did all have a habit of speaking French as though it was their native tongue and not slowing painfully down to a crawl so that us camera swinging tourists could buy purple barets with tiny Eiffel Towers sewn flimsily across the brow.

The guy at Planet Hollywood was just an asshole. I do not know what his problem was. Probably too many baguettes up his ass. When I asked him why he had such a lousy attitude he sarcastically apologized, saying that “France can not live up to the rest of the world’s standards.”

“It is not France”, I said. “It is you.”

This little confrontation began because we wanted a non-smoking table. I realize that in France smoking is a national pastime, but this guy was personally offended because I wanted to eat and breathe at the same time. I would have asked to speak to the manager, but I think he was the manager. And we ordered French fries that never came. Oddly enough, the menu called them French fries. Planet Hollywood just sucks.

Damn Americans.


La Seine de Pont Alexandre III


About a week before Pi Chi arrived on the continent I had my second bout of gout. But it was still at the stage where I could pretend it was not there. Two or three days before Pi Chi, I was limping a little and wondering how far it was going to go. By the time Pi Chi arrived it was pretty obvious that I was not going to be able to hide it from her. After hobbling around Paris for a few days I decided it might be a good idea to do something about it. Generally, medicine and rest is the best solution. Consulting with doctors is not usually my forte and there was no way I was about to spend the rest of this trip in the hotel room. There was far too much to see and, really, how bad could it get.

Apparently it just gets worse and worse when you ignore it and continue to walk around all day. Eventually I compromised and bought a cane from a local pharmacy. Although probably not the best solution, it made a world of difference. Another difference between Europeans and Asians; the French actually moved out of my way when I was on a cane. They seem to have some consideration for other people. Go figure.

Pi Chi had been to Europe before, but she had never been to any of the museums. To me this is wrong. So on her second full day in Paris we went to the Louvre. For a first Western museum experience this was not a bad choice. I told her we would be there the entire day. I do not think she believed me until we took our first meal break. While eating what she considered the best sandwich in Paris (to which I strongly disagreed. The best sandwich is clearly from that tiny shop on Rue de la Pépinière. I mean, come on), I showed her all of the things I wanted to see on the museum map. We had been there several hours and had only covered the Denon wing. By the end of the day we had seen everything we cared about, except the 17th Century Holland and Flanders rooms (which were closed), and had even managed to find a few rooms we were not looking for. The next day we went to Disneyland.


Le Château de la Belle au Bois Dormant


Having previously gone to Tokyo for no real reason other than to see Tokyo Disneyland, it seemed only fair to visit Disneyland Paris (often called EuroDisney, although not by them). The differences between the two are striking. I do believe both are about the same size, and both are smaller than California Disneyland (maybe), but where Tokyo Disneyland makes an attempt to look very similar to California Disneyland, Disneyland Paris looks nothing like either. Disneyland Paris probably has all of the same rides as California Disneyland. Tokyo Disneyland was missing several, mainly because there is an entirely separate sea themed park right next door.

Tokyo Disneyland’s Pirates Of The Caribbean was eerily similar to California Disneyland’s. Disneyland Paris’ was completely different, but it made a lot more sense to have the pirates talking in French rather than in Japanese.

One of the most obvious contrasts was that most of the rides at Disneyland Paris are not sponsored by any corporations. This seemed all the more foreign to me. Also, and this is important, when you exit Main Street (called World Bazaar at Tokyo Disneyland and Main Street, USA at Disneyland Paris) a simple left turn should take you to Pirates Of The Caribbean. This was not the case at Disneyland Paris. Their Pirates Of The Caribbean is as far from Main Street as one can get. And that is just wrong. But that left turn will take you to Phantom Manor, which has its own little cemetery apart from the ride that you can actually visit. The cemetery is next door to a hot spring geyser, for some reason.

Pi Chi preferred Tokyo Disneyland. Probably because there was no snow on the ground and very little wind cold enough to slice through bone. I preferred Disneyland Paris. Primarily because there were 10 million fewer people. But to their detriment, neither Tokyo Disneyland nor Disneyland Paris have a monorail. Maybe this is because the citizens of Tokyo and Paris, unlike Californians, do not consider an efficient mass transit system to be some kind of futuristic marvel.


Phantom Manor


While Pi Chi and I took the obligatory romantic walk along the Seine I kept at least one hand in my pocket at all times. The reasons for this were that it was quite cold, and I was fiddling with a small box in my pocket. When I went to Bangkok three or four months earlier I spent pretty much all of my travel money on a ring. Many precious stones are indigenous to Thailand and it is a pretty good place to buy them at semi-reasonable prices. They are much cheaper from the backs of trucks, but I chose to visit an actual jeweler that was regulated by the government.

The River Seine turned out not to be the right place. Neither were a million other places we explored. I was beginning to wonder where the right place would be or if it would even present itself. Then I thought that maybe it was not the places that were causing my hesitation, but me. Near the end of our trip we decided to forgo the usual pizza or sandwich dinner and actually go to some of the many restaurants Paris has to offer. When we went to a Mexican restaurant in the Quartier latin I had fully intended to finally remove the ring from my pocket. But this was a real Mexican restaurant, full of noise, Mariachi, and cigarette smoke.

On our next to last night in Paris I had the hotel’s concierge recommend a good Italian restaurant. I specifically mentioned that it should be quiet. When we arrived I knew that this was the right place. It was a good restaurant with real customer service, something I do not get to experience at home, and there was only one other occupied table. My mistake was waiting until after our meal. It was a good meal, the best pasta I have had in a very long time, but what was an empty restaurant when we got there quickly became full by the time we were ready to leave. I have no problem with an audience, but I wanted the quiet romantic atmosphere that it was when we arrived. I let yet another opportunity slip away. Only now I was quickly running out of time.

Back at the hotel Pi Chi was looking at the insanely expensive Louis Vuitton purses she bought. I asked her which one she preferred. “Do you like that one or that one?” I then pulled the ring out of my pocket. “Or this one?” I asked her in Chinese if she would marry me.


Pi Chi à le Panthéon



22 February 2006

Photographs Of Vienna

Stephansdom
Innere Stadt


Stephansdom


Stephansdom


Stephansplatz


Stephansdom


Stephansplatz


Hofburg
Innere Stadt


Self portrait with the camera that did not freeze
Somewhere around Sonnenfelsgasse


Besuchereingang, Schloss Schönbrunn
Hietzing


Großes Parterre, Schloss Schönbrunn


Besuchereingang, Schloss Schönbrunn


Großes Parterre, Schloss Schönbrunn


Gloriette, Schloss Schönbrunn


Haupteingang, Schloss Schönbrunn


Haupteingang, Schloss Schönbrunn


Donaupark
Donaustadt


Donaupark


Donaupark


Donauturm, Donaupark
Near that Chinese restaurant


Wurstelprater, Wiener Prater
Leopoldstadt


Riesenrad, Wurstelprater


On the train to Linz



18 February 2006

KZ Mauthausen




Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.
Charles Chaplin, The Great Dictator (1940)


Not very far from the quaint city of Linz is the smaller, more quaint, picture postcard town of Mauthausen.

Mauthausen is a beautiful patch of rural scenery and Austrian village charm. It is also an unforgiving place to build a slave labor camp. The summers are hot and stifling. The winters are painfully cold.

Linz is an easy city to find. Several train lines arrive from Vienna every day. Mauthausen is a little harder. They do not put it on the tourist maps and the locals are not all that keen in pointing it out. I had no idea how to get there when I got to Linz. I knew it was nearby but I did not know in which direction. I did not know if there were any trains or buses that went there from Linz or from anywhere else.

At the Linz train station I looked up the schedules but found nothing about Mauthausen. I then went to an information desk and quickly found that the kick ass Berlin/Bavarian German I had been using in Vienna was completely foreign to the people of Linz. After a long and cryptic conversation and much drawing on post-it notes I eventually found that there was a train that left Linz once a day, in ten minutes no less. It did not go to Mauthausen, but rather to some other quaint little town. From there I could catch a bus, probably the only bus of the day, to my destination. If I was lucky the one train and the one bus would have compatible schedules.

When I went to the ticket counter I had a solid eight minutes before the train was scheduled to depart. This being Austria, I knew it would leave on time. This was not the largest train station in the world, so I felt fairly certain that I could catch this train. That was until I saw the line at the ticket counter. I would be lucky to reach the front of the line in 20 minutes.

So I took a taxi.

When I got in the cab I told the driver I wanted to go to Mauthausen. He looked at me like the average American high school student taking a calculus exam. So I said, “KZ Mauthausen.” Nothing. “Todenlager.” Still nothing. Then I said “Juden” while sliding my finger across my neck. His face lit up and he said something that sounded like a cross between a ribald joke in Czech and what Kermit the Frog might sound like if he were gargling chloroform. I felt comfort in the knowledge that the universal symbol for killing transcends all language barriers.

After 30 minutes in this taxi I was beginning to hope that the driver actually knew where I wanted to go. While driving in a quaint little town that could have been Mauthausen or could have been Sakahattanee, Minnesota for all I knew, the driver made a few u-turns and changed course more than once. I was beginning to think that maybe he did not know where to go. He asked the one passing motorist we had seen in a good 15 minutes for directions and quickly assured me that everything was on track. Then he dropped me off at what might have been a bus station. This did not seem like a concentration camp to me, but what did I know. Maybe this was where one bought tickets. Maybe this was the starting point.

It was not.

Inside this tiny building was not much of anything. There was a counter with a window, so that seemed like a good place to start. There was also a sign on the window that told me that whoever worked there, if anybody, would be back in half an hour. If I was lucky. I saw no payphone anywhere nearby and there were no other patrons in the building. Things did not look promising.

I noticed that there was an actual human being somewhere behind that window. He was eating his lunch and was in no mood to be disturbed. As true as that may be, I was an American, and when my kind are stranded in the middle of nowhere with no means of communicating with the outside world we are bound to interrupt anyone we might see, regardless of whether they are on the clock or not.

He was not very helpful, but I was not going to take nein for an answer. Eventually I got him to point in the general direction of a phone. I thanked him for his assistance with a hearty, “Danke vielmals, Arschloch”. Outside, where it was just about as cold as it was inside, I looked in the direction of this mystery phone and saw nothing. I was about to go back inside and confront my nemesis when I noticed in the distance, down the hill, and really kind of far away there was indeed a payphone. I walked down the hill hoping that this phone worked and that I would not have to walk back up the hill.

Conveniently, the payphone was fully functional and there was a tiny business card in the booth with the number of a taxi service. When the voice on the other end answered with what sounded like vomiting noises, I told it (in English for some reason) that I needed a taxi. He asked me (in English) where I was. I told him that I was at the payphone near the bus or possibly train station. He told me to go back to the station and he would be there in 10 minutes. I really did not want to walk back up that hill so I asked him if he could just pick me up at the phone booth. If this had been New York that probably would not work. There are more than one or two phone booths in New York. But this being Mauthausen (possibly) I took a chance and figured this anonymous voice on the phone would know exactly where this particular phone was. Seven minutes later a taxi pulled up to my phone booth.

I asked the driver (the same voice on the phone) if he knew where the camp was. He assured me that he did, but so did the last taxi driver. As we drove up a winding road I could gradually see an imposing prison fortress. This was clearly it.

The driver asked me how long I would be. I told him I did not know. He then asked me if I wanted him to wait. I assumed he would keep the meter running so I said no. I figured I could get another taxi when I was ready to leave.

That was a mistake.


Roll Call and Barracks


After the Anschluss of Österreich, the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei declared the city of Linz a Führerstaat. It was to become a monument to National Socialism; a cultural metropolis worthy of representing the Vaterland. Or some such bullshit. Not far from Linz was a tiny village blessed with a mineral-rich quarry. In August 1938 prisoners from Konzentrationslager Dachau were transferred to the Wienergraben, where they were forced to build a granite fortress that would become the Materkampen for all of Österreich. Construction was paid for by what is now the second largest bank in Germany, the German Red Cross, and from the stolen savings and property of the slave laborers themselves. Though initially from KZ Dachau, people were eventually routed from death camps all over the Reich. Due to excessive overpopulation the first of the Gusen sub-camps was built in 1940. By November 1941, some three years and 1,600 dead forced laborers later, it was all but finished. By 1945 KZ Mauthausen had 49 satellite camps throughout Austria covering about as much land as Disney World in Florida.

Mauthausen was a slave labor camp. Rather than simply torture and kill everybody, most people were forced to work in the quarry, build tunnels and increase the production quotas for German manufacturers. Those who were forced to work outside worked from before sunrise to after sunset, regardless of weather. Those who were forced to work in the tunnels worked about 70 hours per week with little ventilation and no regard for safety.

Mauthausen had the largest concentration of political and ideological enemies to the Reich (excluding Jews). The death camp eventually held people from 30 different nations, including Austria, Czechoslovakia, Holland, the Soviet Union and Spain. Most prisoners were from Poland. Some were captured soldiers (mostly Russian), many were intellectuals, homosexuals and other undesirables. Between 1941 and 1943 there were 4,000 POWs, of which only 109 survived. The largest and most hated group were the Jews. Unlike soldiers or political prisoners they had no common nationality; they were imprisoned from all parts of Europe. Jewish slaves were routinely beaten and tortured by the Totenkopfverbände and Kameradenpolizei. Kapos were other prisoners, usually German or Austrian political prisoners or criminals. Life expectancy for Jews at Gusen was anywhere from a few weeks to mere days, and not much better for Russians. Not a single Jew is known to have survived the Gusen I and Gusen II camps between 1940 and 1944.

Mauthausen is often described as the worst of the death camps, although when you are being tortured and murdered they must all seem pretty bad. Even prisoners at KZ Auschwitz, the unquestioned leader in gas chamber murders, were terrified of being transferred to Mauthausen; a fact that delighted the Standartenführer. The gassings at Auschwitz were much more frequent and killed far more people, but the working conditions at Mauthausen were intolerably more severe. In 1941 Mauthausen was designated the only Category III camp in the entire Reich, “Rückkehr unerwünscht”. Mauthausen was a camp of no return. Slaves were transferred into Mauthausen almost daily. No one was ever transferred out to another camp.

Upon arrival, people were registered, categorized and segregated by nationality, religious or political affiliation, disinfected and issued prison clothing with precise efficiency. The disinfection process involved loading as many naked people as possible into a relatively small room where the door was locked behind them and the lights turned out. For people coming from other death camps this was the most frightening thing they could imagine up to this point, and the Totenkopfverbände knew it. Several survivor accounts mention laughter coming from outside of the chamber when the water was turned on. Once the captives were hosed down they were sprayed with disinfectant, often little more than rat poison. While they were mostly relieved that they had not just been gassed, many people were killed by the disinfection process alone.

Once registered, the threat of death was omnipresent. By the middle of the war most of the people sent to Mauthausen had already been in other camps in the East. Many were immediately chained to a stone wall at the camp’s entrance and forced to stand at attention for hours, and sometimes days, during which time most were brutally beaten or killed. Like all of the death camps, Mauthausen had rules, and punishment for breaking even the most bizarre rule could be extremely harsh. Discipline was arbitrarily enforced, and mostly received by Poles, Russians and Jews. Austrian political prisoners received the most favorable treatment and there is still resentment against them in some circles. But they were still prisoners in a death camp, forced into slave labor and under constant threat of death. The most logical reason for the Austrians’ better fortune, if logic can ever be applied to any of this, is that Austria provided more people to the Schutzstaffel than any other country within the Reich’s territory.

Aside from the usual beatings and shootings, a popular method of punishment was to hang people from trees, with their arms behind their backs. Not only was this excruciatingly painful, but often the victims were forgotten and left to slowly die. For target practice the Standartenführer regularly had his young son shoot at the slaves while they worked. Just for fun, about 150 new slaves (mostly Jews) were forced into the small washroom one day. There they were soaked in nearly boiling water and beaten with whips until their shredded skin hung loosely from their bodies.

Slaves were forced to mine the Wienergraben with archaic tools or their bare hands. Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler proudly called this Primitivbauweise. Before construction of the Gusen camps, people had to march 4km daily from Mauthausen to the quarries regardless of weather and with the barest of clothing. Most either wore wooden clogs, cloth shoes, or nothing on their feet at all. Special Treatment consisted of being forced to climb the 186 steps of the Wienergraben while carrying 50kg (about 110lbs) blocks of granite. Men regularly dropped the granite on themselves and anyone who happened to be nearby. Anyone unfortunate enough to be climbing the steps behind them would suffer the consequences of a 50kg block of granite meeting up with gravity. Anyone who dropped their stone and survived was brutally beaten, often to death. If they survived their beating they were forced up the steps again, more often than not with the heaviest stone available. People were regularly forced to run up and down the steps. Many were literally worked to death. For shits and giggles the Totenkopfverbände would sometimes wager on who would successfully reach the top. Those who did would then be forced to jump off the cliff to their deaths or were given the choice of taking a bullet in the head or pushing the person next to them off the cliff. This area was affectionately known as the Parachute Jump.

Death by forced labor was but one way to murder innocent human beings at Mauthausen. The tiny underground gas chamber below the infirmary (which was never completely built) could be loaded with about 120 victims at a time and filled with carbon monoxide. For a group as efficient as the Schutzstaffel this was a terribly inefficient method of mass murder. More people died from suffocation than gas inhalation and their bodies were often covered in blood and excrement, their eyes protruding from their heads. At least 10,000 people were murdered in the gas chamber between 1942 and 1945. To improve productivity the Schutzstaffel converted a railroad car into a gas chamber and murdered people during transport from the main Mauthausen camp to satellite Gusen camps. When it became clear that Mauthausen’s small gas chamber could not realistically meet demands, people were often transported to nearby Schloß Hartheim where a larger and more efficient gas chamber could murder more people in less time. Schloß Hartheim had previously been used to murder handicapped children. Somewhere between 30,000 and 1.5 million people from various camps were gassed at Hartheim.

Initially, the purpose of KZ Mauthausen was to house slave labor to mine the quarry. After satellite sub-camps were built, Mauthausen became the registration and distribution center for all of the death camps in Austria. Most people continued to labor in the Wienergraben, but “scientific” experimentation quickly became a high priority. Between 1940 and early 1944 Jews were forbidden to receive legitimate medical attention, as it could interfere with the research. As far as the Schutzstaffel was concerned Jews were perfect victims for experimentation since they were not legally human yet they had the same internal anatomy as proper Aryans. Mauthausen became a haven for doctors who probably enjoyed tearing apart small animals when they were children. At least one doctor specialised in tuberculosis, infecting hundreds of people for study, while other doctors specialized in typhus and cholera. One doctor bragged that his cholera infections killed at least 1,500 people, while another killed at least 1,000 people by removing parts of their brains while they were conscious to see how long they survived.

Doctors often removed tissue, organs and appendages from conscious victims and bottled them for classification. Mauthausen’s Pathological Museum contained 286 specimens of hearts, kidneys, lungs, skeletons, skulls, faces and heads. One doctor had two human heads on his desk as paperweights, starting a fashionable trend throughout the Reich. Anyone unlucky enough to have tattoos were skinned (while conscious, of course), the flesh sold as ornaments and decorations. Lamp shades made of human flesh were particularly popular. In 1944 several large crates of anatomical material were sent to the Schutzstaffel Medical Agency in Graz.

Between 1940 and 1942 sick and unfit people (meaning Jews and other undesirables) were often murdered by drowning in small tubs and barrels. An ever-inventive Schutzstaffel Hauptsturmführer devised an inexpensive way to murder people: Todebadeaktionen. Around 3,000 people were crammed under showers where the high pressure would tear their flesh and rip out what little hair they had left, and the severe cold would usually kill them within thirty minutes. If anyone failed to die they were left outside to die of hypothermia in the snow. Bodies were left frozen in ghastly positions, some with missing fingers, severed in a vain attempt to shield the water. Between 1940 and 1943 at least 4,000 people were drowned at Mauthausen.

In February 1945 Schutzstaffel doctors murdered about 420 Jewish children between the ages of 4 to 7 with heart injections. Death by heart injection was so popular among many Mauthausen doctors that between October 1941 and April 1945 they were administered twice per week. In 1942 alone, 1,300 Russians and Spaniards were murdered by heart injections.

Food and proper medical attention was never a priority in any of the death camps. The average weight of an ill slave at Mauthausen was 42kg (92lbs), the lowest recorded weight of an adult male was 28kg (less than 62lbs). Those who were too sick or too weak to work were placed in special barracks where they were given no food or whatever whatsoever. A common menu according to one survivor consisted of 12oz of soup extract or 12oz of fake coffee for breakfast, 25oz of turnip or potato stew (and maybe 20g of meat when available) and water for lunch, 300g of bread and 25g of sausage or margarine for dinner. On weekends they got a tablespoon of jam or curd cheese rather than sausage. On this diet they were expected to do manual labor for 70 hours per week.

There were anywhere from 15,000 to 30,000 children at Mauthausen. They were treated no differently from adults. Those who were strong enough to work did. Those who were too young to work were either killed at registration or saved for medical experiments. One survivor tells of a Totenkopfverbände taking a baby from its mother’s arms and smashing its head against a wall. Babies hidden in work bags and under clothes were routinely shot, often with whoever was holding them at the time. Children of German and Austrian political prisoners had a better chance at survival. They might be assigned to work as assistants to Kapos or even Totenkopfverbände, though they were still subject to beatings and rape. Younger children of Jews and Gypsies were assigned to clean latrines where they were stripped naked and forced to wade waist deep in extrement, removing the waste with buckets. Children were usually the first to die in each wave of typhus and pneumonia.

By the time the Wehrmacht realized they could never win the war the Totenkopfverbände resorted to the quickest methods for killing the most people. Ammunition was conserved for the front lines. Death camp slaves were deemed unworthy of receiving a bullet. On 23 April 1945 at least 600 people were beaten to death with shovels, axes and stones. Between January and April 1945 at least 40,000 people were beaten to death with rocks and their own work tools.

A Polish survivor who had been a doctor before the war later reported that the Schutzstaffel had 62 different ways of killing people at Mauthausen.


One of the smaller crematoria


Special Examination Room 1A



Mauthausen was liberated by the 41st Recon Squad, 11th Armored Division, 3rd US Army on 5 May 1945. When Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler ordered the mass execution of all remaining prisoners in March, some Polish, French and Russian prisoners formed a resistance army. Their defensive siege never came to be as most of the camp’s officers fled and only a token guard detachment of local police and fire fighters remained. By the time US troops arrived, prisoners had mostly taken control of the camp and several guards and kapos had already been lynched.

In seven years Mauthausen housed about 195,000 men, women and children. The Schutzstaffel murdered almost 150,000 of them. Of the more than 320,000 prisoners in all of the Mauthausen and Gusen camps, less than 80,000 survived. Only 68,874 of the dead can be identified through Schutzstaffel records, not including the thousands who died in American army hospitals after the camp was liberated. Exact figures of how many people were murdered or even how many were ever at Mauthausen are unknown because the Totenkopfverbände destroyed as many records as they could and Mauthausen received so many new prisoners, especially near the end of the war, that the usually efficient Schutzstaffel could not keep track of who they were murdering. Newer slaves were often given the same registration numbers as those who had already been murdered. One number could easily belong to multiple victims. And most of the people who were murdered immediately upon transfer or who died during the registration process were never registered. In April 1945 at least 8,000 Hungarians were shot or beaten to death during the registration process.

The US Army forced the local population to bury hundreds of corpses while local children were forced to watch. Mauthausen’s Standartenführer never admitted to any crimes. He even bragged that he “derived great sensual pleasure from personally hitting inmates”. He died while in custody after lengthy interrogation by US intelligence officers and his body was on public display for several days afterward. The official cause of his death is still in dispute. The Hauptsturmführer who invented Todebadeaktionen declared that the life of ill political prisoners and healthy Jews held absolutely no value for him. Almost every officer stationed at Mauthausen was eventually executed. Most were hanged in late May 1947. Instrumental in the prosecution were two prisoners, American OSS officer Lieutenant Jack Taylor and Polish engineer Simon Wiesenthal, both of whom went to great lengths to keep the memories of Mauthausen from being buried away.

The Mauthausen camps made a net profit of over US$2 million each year (US$26 million today) from the quarry, manufacturing, and renting out slaves to local construction projects and farms. Even though most locals claimed they never knew what was happening and failed to notice the daily shipments of thousands of people by train, truck and the occasional death march. Most of that money went directly to Berlin, but many German corporations saw their bank accounts swell from the use of slave labor, including auto manufacturer Steyr-Daimler-Puch (Mercedes, BMW and Volkswagen used slaves from other camps) and what is now Bayer, who not only profited from slave labor but also produced many of the chemicals used in the gas chambers and funded medical experiments for their own use. Most of these companies have avoided any responsibility for their actions. In 1998 Volkswagen admitted to using slave labor and agreed to pay reparations.



Prisoners being forced to climb the quarry steps
(Photograph copyright KZ Mauthausen Memorial)



Leftovers forgotten by the Schutzstaffel
(Photograph copyright Simon Wiesenthal Center)


Just walking up to KZ Mauthausen was an unbelievable experience. The parking lot where the taxi dropped me off is a short hike to the entrance. On one side is picturesque snow covered scenery (at least in winter) worthy of being in Austria. On the other side is a fortress where horrendous atrocities ocurred not that long ago.

When I arrived it was cold. I was wearing several layers of clothing, including gloves, scarf, wool hat and a very warm overcoat. It was still almost unbearable. Slaves at Mauthausen wore thin uniforms, often torn or incomplete. I could not imagine how they must have felt in such winters. It began to snow about halfway through my visit. Although it added an eerie beauty to the surroundings, the overall effect was just depressing. It all seemed appropriate.

Other than a woman working in the ticket booth (which used to be a guardpost), the entire place was completely deserted. Winter is not the most popular time to visit but it is probably the best. After I walked through the main gate where slaves used to pass every day on their way to the Wienergraben, and where new slaves were chained to the wall, I entered one of the barracks. It was a small rectangular room made of wood, with small glass windows, some boarded up with wooden planks. The room was completely empty except for me and the knowledge that thousands of people waited for their death in here. With every step I took the floors creaked like a bad horror movie. Other barracks had frames of bunkbeds or small tables with a chair or two.

Outside, I walked the length of the roll call grounds, where snow had been shoveled into piles in the center. At the far end of the grounds I noticed a small smokestack piercing out of one of the buildings. I did not need any visitor’s map to know exactly what it was. I entered the building that housed the crematorium and found myself in a museum. It was pretty much what one might expect of a death camp museum, only much more depressing. Among the displays was a 50kg block of granite and a wooden device designed to hold it on a slave’s back. Reading about a 50kg block of granite is one thing, but actually seeing one leaves no doubt just how heavy it is. There is no way I would have survived a single trip up the steps with one of these.

There were arrows telling me where to go, and I was soon headed downstairs. Once underground, the wooden walls were replaced with concrete and there were, of course, no windows. The arrows were slightly misleading, often leading to dead ends or contradicting themselves. I do not know if that was done on purpose, perhaps to disorient visitors in some effort to give them a sense of the experience, but I chose to ignore the arrows and followed my own path. Soon I was in a very small room with a single concrete table with brick legs. There was a thin groove running the length of the table with a small hole that cut through. This was for draining fluids. Next to the table was a small bucket. This was for collecting body parts. There was a small window in the room, from which the doctors could periodically glance at the scenery while torturing people. I had thought I was underground, but half of this room stood above ground level.

After walking through a corridor I found myself in another small room. This one had no window, just a single brick oven with a small stretcher perched inside. On the stretcher was a lit candle. This could hardly be the sole crematorium. It would take a long time to burn thousands of people in this, whether they were dead or alive. In another room I found a larger crematorium, capable of burning two people at a time. A wall next to it had been turned into a small memorial with photographs and plaques dedicated to hundreds of people. The room was surprisingly bright with several windows letting light onto the ovens.

Walking beyond a very dark and empty corridor, I came to a large metal door with a small window. Looking through the window I saw a tiny room with tile walls and large plumbing. When I opened the door I did not need the sign that read “Gaskammer” to know where I was. I could not believe how small this room was. I did not see how it was physically possible to fit 120 people inside. Hanging from the wooden ceiling were pipes with small sprinkler heads and a single lightbulb. As if the room was not depressing enough, scratch marks from human hands could be seen in the ceiling. I hated being in this room. I was feeling nauseous and needed some fresh air, no matter how cold it was outside.

When I got outside I was nowhere near where I had started. The underground rooms and corridors led from beneath the Standartenführer’s office (which was the nicest building in the entire complex) to the kitchen to the laundry. Four buildings that were not connected at ground level had a maze of death and torture underneath. Outside, the snowfall was heavier than before. They sky was much darker. It was only going to get worse.

I visited the Wienergraben, but under a blanket of snow it did not look as imposing as it should. This was where thousands of people died, but it just looked like a snow-covered hillside. The path from the main gate to the Wienergraben is now a small park where several nations have provided monuments to those of their country who were murdered at Mauthausen.

After I had about as much as I could stand, I went to the ticket booth and asked the woman if she could call me a taxi. She made a quick phone call and said one would arrive in ten minutes. I looked around the front gate and the monument park some more and marveled at how such an evil place could be in the middle of such idyllic scenery. But it was cold and I was ready to leave. I walked down to the parking lot and waited in the snow.

And waited.

And waited some more.

Eventually I hiked my way back to the ticket booth and asked the woman if she could call someone else. My impression was that whomever she called was probably not the best choice. She made another quick phone call and told me that a taxi would arrive in ten minutes. I had already heard this song, but I gradually made my way back down to the parking lot anyway.

Standing in the empty parking lot, with snow and wind assaulting me and the sky getting darker by the minute, I was not happy. Then it occurred to me where I was. I was not likely to be murdered. I probably would not be tortured. No one was forcing me to do manual labor. There was no one anywhere near me with a gun. Other than a lack of transportation, I had complete freedom. I was at a memorial to hundreds of thousands of people who were systematically tortured and murdered by homocidal sociopaths, but I was unhappy because I had to wait for a taxi.

Genocide has a way of putting things into perspective.

Sooner or later, but more like later, I saw a car approaching up the hill. Of course, it was the same driver who brought me here. He asked me where I wanted to go. It had taken a good 15 to 20 minutes to get here from the Mauthausen bus/train station and another 30 minutes to get to the station from Linz. Not wanting to return the same way I had arrived, but dreading an almost hour long cab ride, I asked him how long it would take to get to Linz. He said 30 minutes.

Twenty minutes later I was at the Linz train station.





08 February 2006

Wien, Österreich



Not long after I returned from Africa I decided that my next New Year vacation would have to be in Europe. This gravy train cannot last forever, and I want to visit a civilized place at least one more time while I still have the chance. I was undecided where to go specifically and did not worry about it until it was time to actually make some plans.

After I went to Bangkok I knew that Pi Chi and I should go to Paris. The reason for this will be discussed later. I also knew that while I would have a good three weeks vacation, Pi Chi would be lucky to get a full seven days. We decided to spend all of her week in Paris, but I did not want to stay there for three weeks since that would likely be on the expensive side. Paris ain’t Albuquerque. There are plenty of other places in Europe worth seeing. I considered warmer locations like Spain and Italy, but they are expensive even during the winter. Probably because they are the warmer locations. I thought about the least expensive places, like Berlin and Prague. Prague is supposed to be exceptionally beautiful in winter. It is also exceptionally cold. I knew I did not want the weather to plan my trip and I knew that I did not want to go to too many different areas. Spending a day or two in one city and then moving on is a popular activity in Europe, and a great way to not actually experience anything.

At this point I knew that I would be spending a romantic week in Paris and a less than romantic time at a concentration camp. The two camps with which I am most familiar are Auschwitz and Mauthausen. Auschwitz is the far more famous and popular tourist destination, if it can be called that, but it is also in the middle of Poland which was, at the time, in the middle of a record breaking freeze. Mauthausen is in Austria; no stranger to cold, but no Poland either. And any time of the year I would much rather see Austria than Poland. So I decided to spend a few days in Vienna, go to Mauthhausen, and then gradually make my way to Paris. This is where things got interesting.

Booking a plane ticket that arrives at one destination (Vienna) and departs from another destination (Paris) is not that difficult. The airline industry calls that an open jaw ticket. It is then assumed that the passenger will find independent transportation from point B to point C. This being Europe, I knew that would not be a problem. What was a problem was that the local Chinese travel agents know nothing about open jaw tickets and actually told me that this type of travel is impossible. I assured them it was not. Their point of view was that since they were travel agents they knew better. My point of view was that since I used to work for an airline and actually arranged more than a few open jaw pairings for more than a few pilots I knew better. Our disagreement was moot since matters were complicated with the addition of Pi Chi. She would be flying to Paris two weeks later and we wanted to return together. Just for fun, most airlines as a rule want at least one of the passengers to have the same name as the name on the credit card that purchased the ticket. Since we were departing on separate flights, this meant that her name on her credit card would probably not be the same as my name on my ticket. Since I have no credit card, it seemed only prudent to use hers.

Essentially, purchasing the tickets with a credit card was not an option. Getting the tickets through a local travel agent did not look too appealing either. Most of the travel agents who were willing to talk to me said that it was impossible. The Chinese love to tell you that things are impossible. When I first moved here I wanted to get a real mattress rather than sleep on one of those rollaway mats. I was told that would be impossible. It was not. When locals ask me how tall I am, and this comes up quite a bit, and I tell them, they tell me that my height is impossible. Yet every professional American basketball player is taller. I often wonder how they ever accomplished anything with such a negative attitude. The two travel agents who were willing to make at least some attempt could not get us what we wanted. One of them wanted us to take connecting flights to Vietnam. I had no problem with connecting flights, especially since there are no direct flights from here to there, but I would need a visa merely to land in Vietnam, and it was probably already too late to fumble through the paperwork in time. The agent was also unsure if we would both be on the same return flight. She would have to get back to me on that. She never did. The other travel agent actually was able to book my impossible open jaw ticket, although he said it was difficult and more expensive, and he even booked us both on the same return flight. I had finally found a travel agent who understood what I wanted. Unfortunately, he said the tickets would cost about US$6,000. This seemed a tad pricey for two last class plane tickets. The high quote, he claimed, was because of my impossible open jaw ticket. Since the price cycle was due to change at the beginning of January, he said that we could wait and see what the new prices were. The downside was that if the price was higher there would be no way to take the lower price. Also, I was supposed to leave January 18, and I thought that I might want to have something booked before then.

Naturally, on the internet I found plenty of open jaw tickets that were far lower than the prices I had been quoted, and getting Pi Chi and I on the same return flight was simply a matter of calculation. However, the credit card problem still existed and airlines and websites that sell tickets have a thing for credit cards. I looked around for other payment options, but everyone wanted a credit card. Finally I wrote e-mail to the three airlines that fly from where we are to where we wanted to go and explained the dilemma. Only two bothered to write back. Singapore Airlines was the one that did not. Eva Air said that they would love to have my money, but that they only sell tickets via a credit card. About a week later KLM told me that they could easily book me on any number of open jaw flights and that getting us on the same return flight was no problem. Also, they would be quite happy to take a bank wire transfer or international money order. An additional e-mail the next day gave me all the details I needed to make the wire transfer, and within three days everything was booked and paid for. As it turned out, my impossible open jaw ticket was actually less expensive than Pi Chi’s standard ticket.

Now all I had to do was figure out where to go between Vienna and Paris.


Hafnersteig


Before this trip, if someone had asked me which language I knew more, I would have chosen French over German. Although I took more German classes in school, I have always felt that I knew more French. I was wrong.

In Vienna I checked into my hotel auf Deutsch. The front desk clerk and I had the usual reception conversation in German, as well as something about the speed limit of vomiting (erbrechend Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung?) and we both generally understood each other. On the streets of Vienna I spoke to shopkeepers and the like in German. “Darf ich Ihre Aufmerksamkeit auf der Ziegenhirt mit Aufsatz lenken?” Now that I was out of Asia people just assumed that I spoke their language. My most amusing international moment came when an American (I have decided) tried to ask me for directions in broken German. I eventually understood where he wanted to go and I knew exactly where it was. We were on Kämtnerstraße, not too far from the Staatsoper. He was looking for St Stephensplatz. Obviously if he just kept walking forward he would hit it. While he was butchering the vocabulary and ignoring all rules of grammar, I did not bother to point out that I could speak English with a fair degree of proficiency. When I told him how to get where he wanted to go he looked at me pretty much the way my Chinese students do when I conjugate verbs. (The point being that verbs are not conjugated in Chinese, so it is a completely alien concept for them to learn). I then pointed in the right direction. If he kept walking that way he should not miss it. After he thanked me and walked away, I saw him approach someone else. Hopefully someone more helpful.

I was getting a little proud of myself until I had a conversation with the hotel’s front desk clerk about the city’s underground system. We reached a point where my only response was, in English, “You got me there.” To this the clerk was surprised.

“You speak English.” She announced in disbelief.

“More or less.” I responded.

“I thought you were from Bavaria.” This was odd since I thought I was speaking proper Berlin German. Apparently my proper Berlinerisch has a heavy Bavarian accent for some reason.

“No.” I replied. “I live with Chinese.” This pretty much killed the conversation, but I did get the underground information I needed.


Stephensplatz am Graben


None of the Vienna U-Bahn lines that I rode actually went underground. Some of them were rather elevated. But they were all very cheap and incredibly efficient. My first “underground” trip was on a Saturday. While I was at the station trying to figure out their particular fare payment system I noticed that other people were simply heading toward their trains without cash, card, or any other obvious method of payment. I chose to follow suit. If some official should ask me why I did not pay I could simply claim ignorance. Once you tell people you are American they never question your ignorance.

I decided that the U-Bahn was free on Saturdays. Neither myself nor anyone around me was paying anything in any way to ride these trains. This seemed like a pretty good deal, but this left me with the need to figure out the system the next day. The next day came and went and I had still paid nothing. Clearly the U-Bahn was free on weekends. Or probably not. The entire time I was in Vienna I paid absolutely nothing to ride, on any day. It seems unlikely that this is a free service. More likely I was doing it wrong. But there were no turnstiles or any other barricades to keep us cheapskates out. If they use the honor system they are far more trusting than any other transit system I have ever seen.


Hofburg


I do not mean to generalize, but Europeans are just better at everything than Asians. The trains are on time. Many of the stops in Vienna have signs displaying exactly when the next train will arrive, and it is accurate. I take a round trip train ride at home once a week. I have ridden Chinese trains on about 64,000 occasions. It was on time once. Comparing the cleanliness of European trains versus Asian trains is like comparing something very clean with something very dirty. Plus, Chinese trains cost money. Viennese trains are free. Although probably not.

Then there is the culture. Every culture has its own culture and there is something to be found in all of them, blah, blah, blah. But Europe has Culture. The nearest museum to my home is an inefficient three hour train ride away. Museums here are not really what I would consider world class. Maybe the rice museum, the bamboo museum, and the lantern museum are interesting for a full 30 seconds, but they cannot compare to Amsterdam’s Rijksmuseum or Paris’ Louvre. Some would say it is not a fair comparison. I would say that is my point.

Let us say for some strange reason I or my neighbors want to go to the opera or see a symphony. I can think of two cities where that is even possible, and there is probably a reason you have never heard of the Happy Fun Chopstick Orchestra. Now say someone in Vienna wants to see an opera. They have one or two opera houses and a symphonic concert hall here and there. In fact, I do believe a composer or two might have actually been to Vienna once. I am not being fair, you say. Surely the Chinese have their own version of music, art and culture. I simply am not giving it a chance because it is so different. Well, yes and no. Of course there is Chinese music and art, and yes everything about the culture is different. But I am neither exaggerating nor being facetious when I say that the idea of a cultured night out to the people around me is getting shit faced at the local KTV and maybe seeing a puppet show.

Through no fault of my own 27 January 2006 just happens to be Mozart’s 250th birthday. Both Salzburg and Vienna (and indeed many other cities) planned major celebratory events. Among other things, Salzburg planned to perform 22 operas, 55 masses and 260 concerts. I had no plans to go to Salzburg, and since most of the big events would not begin until after I left Austria, I saw no reason to make the effort. Not to be outdone, Vienna decided to restore and reopen the house on Domgasse where Mozart lived most of his time in Vienna and wrote many of his most famous works. The Nationalbibliothek announced that it would display the original handwritten score to his “Requiem”. Along with a major increase in concerts, they also decided to litter the city with more information about Mozart than anyone really needs to know, such as the fact that he was alive for 13,097 days. The only problem with all of this was that most of everything was to begin in the summer, long after I was gone, and almost nothing began before 27 January, the day after I was scheduled to be in Paris. I could have delayed my arrival in Paris, but the hotel was already paid for and I wanted to be there before Pi Chi. I would have to settle for a single outstanding performance of his Concerto in Eb for Piano No 14 (KV449) and Symphony in Gm No 40 (KV550) by the Wiener Philharmoniker with Leif Ove Andsnes on piano. I have nothing against Chinese puppet shows per se, but this was so much better.

And then there is the food. Some people love Chinese food. Or at least whatever version of Chinese food is available to them. I can take it or leave it. There is enough I can do with it to survive, but my Chinese experience has certainly not been a rich one, culinarily. I love Thai food (Thai and American) and Japanese food (best in Japan). I can even deal with some Indonesian food. But real Chinese food has never really appealed to me. I prefer American Chinese food, which has little to do with Chinese Chinese food. Eating is not something I do a great deal of at home anyway. I never eat breakfast. Unless the first meal of the day is breakfast regardless of when it is eaten. Some days I do not eat dinner. Not because of any logistical concerns and certainly not because food here is too expensive. Far from it. When I choose not to eat it is because I simply have no desire to eat. I neither live to eat nor eat to live. I mostly eat when I remember that I probably should.

Although it did not happen, I actually thought I was gaining weight in Vienna. I ate like a fallen Weight Watcher at the Bellaggio buffet. There was just so much good food, and such variety. At home we have rice or noodles, with different vegetables depending on how much one chooses to live it up. There are many ways to cook rice or noodles, but at the end of the day it is still just rice or noodles. Vienna probably had rice, and I am almost certain there was some form of noodle, but I saw none of that. I ate bread. Real bread. Not this Chinese crap with bean paste or some kind of jelly substance hidden inside. I ate plenty of pasta. Not noodles. Tortellini, penne, ravioli, manicotti, fettucini. The Chinese word for spaghetti literally means Italian noodle. To the Chinese, pasta is spaghetti. Fortunately in Europe, pasta is a wide variety of milled goodness.

I had a little pizza as well. My last real pizza had been in Africa, about a year earlier. I had been in the mood for pizza for about 10 months. I think I might have eaten pizza at least once a day every day I was in Vienna. And it was even better than Africa. Most of the pizza places I went to in Vienna were operated by Italians, or at least hairy people who yell at each other in Italian. In between their shouting competitions and quantitative alcoholic consumption, they made a mighty fine pizza. New York pizza is still the best in the world as far as I am concerned, but Vienna pizza comes a pretty close second. And that is a serious compliment.


Maria Theresienplatz


Vienna is an exceptional city. My original plan was to spend three or four days in Vienna, a few days somewhere else, and the remainder of the trip in Paris. On my first day in Vienna I decided to simply spend the entire time there until I was due to go to Paris. There is plenty to see and do, and my hotel was cheap enough that I could extend my stay without undue hardship. I stayed at the Hotel Kärntnerhof. I do not generally like to give out free advertising, but if I ever go back I want the same hotel, and this is as good a way to remember it as any.

This was a perfect hotel for a first trip to Vienna. It is on the tiny, very quiet Grashofgasse, within the Innere Stadt and very close to pretty much everything. This is not a popular tourist hotel, although it is a very short walk through a quiet residential neighborhood to where the tourists want to be. It is also close to some excellent restaurants that most of the tourists will never know about when they stay at the larger hotels on the larger streets. The cheapest rooms are very small, but the bed was very comfortable and the pillows were the best I have seen anywhere. My only complaint about the hotel was that there was no refrigerator in the room. This is a common problem in Europe. They seem to assume that since every hotel is surrounded by more than enough places to find food and drinks refrigerators are unnecessary. But I like cold drinks at unsightly hours and I like to be able to get one without taking off my fuzzy bunny slippers and putting on my shoes. This issue was easily resolved at the Kärntnerhof as it had an old fashioned double window situation where I could put drinks outside the window and still keep them inside. This worked well since it was colder than death outside.

And that brings us to the only insurmountable problem with this trip. It was just too cold. At home I get cold when it dips to 15 degrees. That is not really that cold, but after a 10 month summer of 30 to 35 degrees and unbearable humidity, it seems cold. I spent the first day in Vienna just walking around. Vienna is the kind of city where one can walk endlessly through narrow alleys and winding boulevards and never get lost. I had assumed that I would take a photograph or two on my walk, but it turns out my good camera (not technically my best camera, but the one I prefer) has issues with the cold. After taking a good two or three shots the camera said nein. I spent the rest of my time in Vienna (and throughout most of the trip) using my technically better (though not my favorite) camera wrapped inside a wool sock. As long as I turned the camera off after each shot and kept it inside the sock as much as possible the battery stayed alive, although on life support and begging me to sign a DNR.

When I arrived in Vienna the sky was solid gray and it was 3 degrees. I was cold. The clouds eventually went their separate ways and by the time I left, the sky was solid blue. Unfortunately, it had then reached –15 degrees. I was very cold. The Russian cold front that was killing people in Moscow was gradually making its way west. The weather was expected to get even colder in Vienna. As I walked from the greatest grocery store in the world and turned from Graben to Habsburgergasse, a blast of freezing wind shot through my head like a CIA bullet through a Kennedy. As much as I wanted to stay in Vienna, I decided it was time to move on.


This is just wrong.


Volksgarten



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