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05 March 2005

Animals Of Africa

Amboseli National Park
Kajiado, Kenya

Some dude shooting elephants
Human sightings are rare out on the savannah
but back at the lodge they gather in groups to feed and stare at other animals


It used to be something
My guess is some kind of mammal


Wildebeest


Baby elephant


Roses are red
Zebras are black
That is an elephant
Swimming in back


Everyone scratches


Photographing Mt Kilimanjaro without elephants is difficult


Hyena


Sacred ibis


Dinner time




Maasai Mara National Reserve
Rift Valley, Kenya

The king of the jungle on his throne
(Jungle optional)


Topi


Lion and friends


Jackal


Champagne brunch with fresh fruit and bee




Lake Nakuru
Nakuru, Kenya

As annoying as a baboon


Shuffle off the buffalo


Grant’s gazelles
Not Thompson’s gazelles
Obviously


White rhinoceros
Called white not because they are grey
but because the British do not understand Nederlands


This warthog never sang me a Disney song


Lesser flamingoes
Not to be confused with greater flamingoes




Serengeti National Park
Serengeti, Tanzania

An elephant family out for a stroll


Objects in photograph are much larger than they appear


Waterbucks


Giraffe


Different giraffe, same pose
I took several photographs of giraffes
They all look the same


Cheetah family looking for lunch


Getting close enough to be completely ignored


Black rhinoceros
Called black not because they are grey
but because they are sometimes darker than the white rhinoceros


Hippopotamuses kicking it in the Mara River



03 March 2005

Photographs Of Kenya & Tanzania



Views from Observation Hill
Amboseli National Park
Kajiado, Kenya




Serengeti National Park
Serengeti, Tanzania







Amboseli National Park
Kajiado, Kenya




Maasai Mara National Reserve
Rift Valley, Kenya



Mount Kilimanjaro from Amboseli


Jamia Masjid
Nairobi, Kenya


Sri Santok Shiva Temple
Mombasa, Kenya


A few hundred pelicans and a few hundred thousand flamingoes
Lake Nakuru, Kenya


Pelicans at the famous flamingo lake
Plus a stork and a few zebras


Flamingoes is everywhere


Mombasa Harbour and the Indian Ocean
Mombasa, Kenya



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